theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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