Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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