we have officially lost it.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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