Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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