I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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