Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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