She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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