I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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