Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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