Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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