So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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