I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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