what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You've changed since you got that strap on
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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