take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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