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it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Randomize
