Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize