As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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