You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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