I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
my liver is dry heaving
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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