The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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