he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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