I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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