she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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