i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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