I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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