Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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