try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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