As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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