Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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