We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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