i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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