just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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