I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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