I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
