please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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