Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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