Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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