i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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