I will die if light touches me.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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