I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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