How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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