Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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