Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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