How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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