I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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