People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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