Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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