Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Randomize
