Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Floor bacon is actually really good
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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