ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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