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go home
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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