i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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