Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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