I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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