it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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