he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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