By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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