Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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