You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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