I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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